THE STORY
Head Office kept everyone's stuff "safe for you". Then the doors shut, the prices changed and the fine print grew teeth.
You're Blip: a pixel shoggoth with a smiley mask, too many arms and a laptop. Walk into a Bitcoin block, get past Head Office and take back what's yours.
Five acts of story. Dry, dark jokes. A real lesson hiding in every one: not your keys, not your coins.





